There are many reasons why a solider would call home while serving his country in Iraq.

• His misses home.
• He misses his Mom.
• He wants to check on his family.
• He wants to send his love.
• He wants to check up on his children.
• He needs to ask for items to be sent to him.

And these are only a handful of possible reasons why a soldier just might call home. However, if you’re my “brother” Doug, you’ll call for other reasons…

I presume that my sister-in-law, Tish had a phone conversation with Doug that went something like this:

Tish: “I found Katy’s blog.”
Doug: “And?”
Tish: “She made a post about me with my picture, our address, and wrote ‘ILLEGAL ALIEN’”

Alright, I’ll give the bitch this: you screw me and my family, I’m not really a nice person and I’m OK with that. But really, making a post with her picture and home address stating that she’s illegal is a little more extreme than my own thoughts. It’s also way too passive aggressive for me. If I wanted to do something, I’d do it!

If I wanted to be vindictive, I would have screwed up her house while I was there. I would have said a lot more to her than I did (which by the way, I enjoyed).

To get into the whole “illegal” thing, I simply would have called the authorities and provided them with her home address. I mean, if I’m going to do it, I might as well make sure the right people know about it!

For the record, I did none of those things. I’m actually impressed with myself at how nice I was given the situation that she lied about my sister, treated her and her kids like shit, walked all over my Mom, and back stabbed the ENTIRE family. I mean, I could have really screwed with the bitch for all of that. But I did none of those things. I was unusually NOT Katy-like.

Now, let’s get back on track about this call home.

This morning I call to check in with my sister who’s in California with my brother Cameron, his wife Nikki, and my Mother. Morgan proceeds to tell me about my Mom’s conversation with Doug explaining Tish’s new lie (because she hasn’t told enough of them), and how Mom had to say to Doug “do not do something that is going to have to make me visit you in prison for the rest of my life.”

Yeah, he treated me (again). And for the record, if I turn up dead, Doug did it.

My Mom’s explanation for my supposed actions is fairly simple: “I cannot control Katy. I can talk to her but you know that I cannot control her.” At this point, I know as much as I’m writing.

To take action, immediately, I made a very simple screen shot of all published posts here on Unedited Life and sent the screen shot to my Mom and Morgan. The screen shot also contains today’s date to prove that no posts have been removed. Additionally, the email of the screen shot went with a link to Archives.org which allows anyone to see the archives of this blog to prove again, nothing has been deleted.

How stupid is this woman to lie about something that can so easily be proven wrong?

Look, I’m certainly the kind of person that would fess up to anything I had done to someone I really don’t care for. But when the whole thing went down with my sister in Texas, my Mom made me make her a promise. And when you promise something to my Mom, you better keep your word or your ass is grass.

“Mom, I promise that I will not turn her in for being illegal.”

I’ve kept my promise. And though I have blogged about it, without the specific details like say, her last name, there isn’t much anyone can do. What does she think, she’s the only person on the Internet to be mentioned with a name and the word “illegal?”

She must be scared, she’s removed her picture from MySpace…

So, why have I continued to post about this even though it’s clearly causing conflict within the family?

• This isn’t the first time Doug has tried to use my blog against me. In fact, he didn’t speak to me for 6 years over a blog post I made on LiveJournal. (I think he thought it was punishment.)
• Clearly his dumb bitch of a wife is reading my blog and yeah, I’m calling your dumb ass out you moron!
• To prove that yet another thing this supposed woman has said is a lie.

The truth of the matter is that this bitch and Doug are perfect for each other. As a family, we’ve put a disclaimer to everything Doug says:

Question: “How do you know Doug is telling a lie?”
Answer: “His mouth is moving.”

Clearly, by the chaos that she’s created for my sister, Mother, and now me, she can fall into the same category. Problem is, anyone with an ounce of knowledge about me will know that no such post has ever been nor will be created. The thing is, it’s just not my style. I’d rather go straight to people that actually care that she’s illegal.

So let’s just call this what it is. As a family, we all know that Tish is cheating on Doug with some guy that she met on the computer. Tish is making Doug’s family out to be worse than we are to give herself a reason to leave: “Your family is just too horrible for me to stay!”

Go on illegal gold digger, you’re not wanted. For as horrible as I believe Doug is, he’s still too good for someone like you.